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Divertisment Gluma zilei 19 Noiembrie 2009

Psihiatrul intreaba:

– Au mai existat in familia dumneavoastra cazuri cu boli mintale?

Pacientul raspunde:

– Da, acum trei ani sora mea a refuzat sa se casatoreasca cu un american miliardar…

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