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Gluma zilei 10 Octombrie 2009

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Divertisment Gluma zilei 10 Octombrie 2009

Un reporter merge intr-un sat sa ia niste interviuri. Spre mirarea lui, satul era gol. Doar la o poarta zareste o batrana. Reporterul se apropie de ea:
- Saru'mana, mamaie, da' unde's femeile din sat?
- La caminu' cultural, maica, sa invete limba engleza...
- Da' barbatii?
- La caminu' cultural, maica, sa invete limba engleza...
- Si cpiii?
- La caminu' cultural, maica, sa invete limba engleza...
- Da' matale, matale de ce nu te-ai dus?
- Because I speak English...
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